Sticker: My body is 55% water and 45% spite — Snarky Decal

A bold, text-forward sticker that reads my body is 55% water, 45% spite—equal parts science joke and emotional truth. Dry, sarcastic, and instantly relatable, this design is made for people fueled by caffeine, boundaries, and pure determination. A strong fit for humor-forward, feminist, and pop-culture-driven shops looking for witty, personality-packed designs that customers buy because it feels a little too accurate. Made from thick, durable vinyl, this sticker is waterproof and weatherproof—perfect for your water bottles, phone cases, notebooks, or wherever you like to stick 'em! - Size: 3.0" x 1.9" - Thick, durable vinyl - Matte finish with white background - Dishwasher-tested, scratch & fade resistant - Ships loose without packaging